SON OF MAD LIBS
                   the world's greatest party game. 
                                                                                                                   
           The directions for playng this game are ridiculously simple. 
        Actually, MAD LIBS is a sort of game for people who don't like games.
        You simply take a story (you may make it up by yourself easily)
        containing blank spaces where words are left out. One player, the
        READER, selects one of these stories, but does not tell anyone what
        the story is about. Instead he/she asks the other players, the 
        WRITERS, to give him/her words. These words are used to fill in the
        blank spaces in the story. It's clear that the combinations with the
        inserted words do not make much (or any) sense. You read the completed
        silly story back & roar with laughter. Believe us, we really had a lot
        of fun playing this game. As an example we'll present one story with
        the inserted words & you will decide whether it's funny or not.
                                                                          
                               Driving Tips.
              Driving a car can be fun if you follow this BLUE advice:
        1.When approaching a DOG on the right, always blow your BAG.
        2.Before making a BEAUTIFUL turn, always stick your LEG out of the
          window.
        3.Every 2000 miles have your HEAD inspected & your TROUSERS checked.
        4.When approaching a school, watch out for PRETTY CHILDREN.
        5.Above all, drive NICELY. The CAR you save may be your own ! 
                                                                       
                         Enjoy playing MAD LIBS !