We have read lots of funny little stories. And we would like to present the most interesting ones hereby. Here they are. CLEVER ANSWER. A fat man met a thin one. "From the looks of you," he said, "there must have been a famine." "And from the looks of you," answered the thin one, "you're the man who caused it." SINGULAR OR PLURAL ? Teacher: Is trousers singular or plural, Johnnie ? Johnnie: Singular at the top and plural at the bottom. HIS HANDKERCHIEF. A little boy on a bus was sniffling and sneezing. An old woman sitting next to him was greatly worried. After several disapproving looks she said at last, "Boy, do you have a handkerchief ?" "Yes, madam, but I'm not allowed to lend it to strangers." A SIGN. Policeman: Why did you park in front of the firehouse ? Woman: Why, the sign says: "Fine for Parking."